First off, I’m a moron. Let me get that out of the way. I’d been pounding away on my treadmill for a couple of years now and figured it was close enough to accurate for my purposes. Sure, it’d say 7:30 pace and it felt infinitely harder than 7 flat outside but I attributed that to, you know, boredom.
Then Flo put up a post on “Hamster Thoughts” in which she considered surrendering to the Philadelphia winter and joining a gym. (For the record, until I bought a treadmill I’d only been on one maybe 4 times in my life; I’d always managed to get outside but after The Elbow Incident I don’t run outside at night. Hence the treadmill.) In the comments, someone* posted a link to the BookOfJoe (ironic, no?) on calibrating one’s treadmill. You measure the band (9.5 feet) and how long it takes the band to do 10 loops at “1 MPH” (57 seconds). You throw these numbers together and come up with how fast it is actually going when it reads “1 MPH.” For me, that was 1.14 MPH. A bit of arithmetic plugged into a spreadsheet (I wrote) showed me that when the treadmill said I was running a 7:30 pace I was actually running 6:35.
So it felt like it was faster than 7 flat outdoors it was because it was. I’d be dragging for 40, 45, 50 minutes and dying. I’m a moron. Like I said.
In the meantime, I am on a mission to “cut-the-cord.” This is a movement to cancel Cable (or in my case Fios) TV. We have a new TV, which replaced one that was about 15 years old, that I can turn toward the TM in the basement. I have a trial subscription to Netflix. A Roku box. Voila, I can stream shows to the TV. I bought an antenna which picks up the over-the-air (OTA) signals from about 5 stations. And we’ll do a trial of HuluPlus. Since I don’t watch much TV to begin with, I figure we can terminate our TV charge, including for the DVR, and save about $60 a month.

He Didn't Have The Pointed Ears In This Episode
So putting the TM and the cord-cutting together, I set up to watch “Columbo.” I love “Columbo.” The episodes are about 70 minutes long. I’ve seen nearly all of them, but I can watch again and again. So tonight, it was “A Stitch in Time” in which Leonard Nimoy was the killer, and after about 10 seconds I knew how he’d get caught.
Suddenly aware of how fast I am actually going, I simply set the TM to 8:20 pace — which works out to about 7:18 — and cruised for 45 minutes. I decided to go for 50 and then thought, “what the hell?,” and went for an hour. Nothing dramatic, slight pick-up of the pace at the end, consistently at 1.0 incline. (I often do a couple of 5-minute segments at 5.0.) My figuring is that using the TM in this logical way will dramatically help in building a base, without the strain of always hammering away.
So, there you have it. A bit of progress. And the treadmill doesn’t seem so daunting.
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* “RunnerMatt” points out that it was he who posted the treadmill-calibration link. I had noticed that he had posted it when I first read it but had forgotten by the time I was doing this post. I regret the omission. Return

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January 18, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Julie
I hate to disillusion you, but I have read that treadmills are “off” in different increments at different speeds due to motor drive squrreliness.
About a year ago I came up with an idea for a contraption to measure and properly “calibrate” a treadmill at all speeds using a sensor, and even found an engineer with the expertise to construct said device. But it was going to be expensive and I ultimately decided that I didn’t care that much. Nor was I willing to expend the time, energy and risk to pursue it as a business idea.
But I did learn some things about treadmills in the process from my engineer contact. Mostly that they are sneaky. Regardless, a minute off at any speed is a good baseline for evaluating your particular machine’s foibles. I’m sure it’s also comforting to know you’re not out of your mind.
I think ours is about 15-20 seconds per mile off at higher speeds. I do intervals on that thing at “assigned” pace and think I’m going to die. Now I just adjust the speed downward and hope for the best.
I’m trying different treadmills at the gym — models, I mean — to see which ones I like. But they do feel all over the place in terms of paces.
January 19, 2011 at 9:44 am
Flo
I’m pleased as punch to have had a hand in helping you unravel the mystery of the hellacious TM paces. Even if it’s still off, as Julie alludes to, it really doesn’t matter. If you’re running for an hour and it feels good, that’s what counts, not so much the resulting pace. It’s way better to not dread it (no, I won’t used that overused cute name for treadmill) and get some actual use from it than fear it and thus, avoid it at all costs.
January 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
Runnermatt
What? I’m just ‘someone’ now?
I’ve been tempted to calibrate mine but I figure – time on my feet + effort that I feel is as close as I need to get.
January 19, 2011 at 2:15 pm
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January 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Dave B
Joe, that would totally explain my very similar experience at the gym on the treadmill. I think I’m doing 7:50 or 7:45 pace and I feel toasted. I’ve seen conversion charts that take the elevation on the treadmill into consideration, but it always seems like I’m working waaaaay harder than the pace indicator says I am.
Interesting about you cutting the cord on cable (Fios). I have a friend who did that a couple years back. It did save him a bit of $$
January 19, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Robert James Reese
Wow, that’s a big discrepency on the treadmill.
We recently cut the cord too and then I went through a bunch of drama trying to get the game here for Thanksgiving. I bought antennas, converter boxes, etc, but nothing was working and I’d wasted a bunch of money. Then, on a whim, I tried plugging in the cable back into the t.v. (we were no longer paying for cable) and all the local channels came through in HD digital for free. So, give that a shot… it might work for you too.
January 20, 2011 at 2:50 am
Ewen
Yes, ironic. I’ve bookmarked that page as I intend to buy a tready for winter. As well as calibrating, what I might try is to adapt a bicycle speedo (one of those sensor ones) so I have a readout of the speed/distance.
Listening at the moment to NYRS 14 — good info on Central Park. Thanks.
January 22, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Paul Thompson
Joe,
Great story. For the record I do NOT like treadmills: I find myself looking at the watch every 10 seconds or so. I do, however, use them when travelling to strange cities where the terrain is unfamilar and the weather too hot or cold.
Sham and I are close to cutting the cord. We just can’t figure why it is so darn expensive. I have downloadd expat shield which means I can access BBC iPlayer. I get to see recent beeb programs for free.
Cheers,
Paul
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